On July 6th 2019, American financier Jeffrey Epstein was jailed, facing multiple charges of sex trafficking of minors.

Before he could testify, he was found dead in his jail cell. Security camera footage was missing and his hyoid bone was broken - consistent with death by strangulation.

You are a well-known American politician who has partaken in the crime and debauchery of Epstein's infamous private island and are likely to be exposed as authorities continue their investigation.

You possess evidence that incriminates many powerful individuals. Turning yourself in and offering this evidence would secure you a plea deal, but would also place you at significant risk.

For the purposes of this and all subsequent debates, humans are apes.

For the purposes of this debate, humans are not apes.

Cross-gender pandering refers to performative personality or values signalling intended to appeal to the opposite gender. Typical labels for this include “pick-me girl” and “performative male.”